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PM: What were your first thoughts when the world largely shut down in March of ? DM: I really wished my credit score was better for the end of the world. PM: Did you find wearing a mask to be an annoyance or no big deal? DM: Well at first I thought they were an annoyance, but let me tell you when toilet paper was nowhere to be found those masks really came in handy.

What did you find yourself watching? DM: The first show I binged was Dr. And then I binge-watched my murder crime shows. I love murder! What did you think of the presidential election last November? I think we should have NINE presidents at the same time. To just mark my territory. PM: We missed having you for a whole summer last year as you could only come for a short run in What did you miss most about Provincetown?

The primary fact that one must understand about Dina Martina -- beyond her stature as a superstar entertainer without peer -- is that she is in possession of not one shred of discernible talent or grace. Her voice sounds like a cat having an epileptic fit on a chalkboard, her body moves like two pigs fighting their way out of a sleeping bag, and her face looks like the collision of a Maybelline truck with a Shoney's buffet.

Skip to content Site Navigation The Atlantic. Popular Latest. The Atlantic Crossword. But Martina prompts you to enjoy all of this. She is, instead, flailing onstage — slowly losing her mind and warping yours. Over the past year and a half, Martina had over shows canceled while performing fewer than a dozen, many of them over Zoom. Provincetown is currently seeing a spike in Covid cases. She prioritizes cadence over content, twisting her voice in unexpected ways, mispronouncing more words than she gets right.



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